Witty or Witless? 

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​Early to bed, early to rise, makes a poor man healthy and ANNOYING to those around him. 

What’s the difference between a deacon and a demon?  One’s ordained the others profane. Hopefully,  you can tell the difference. 

Digital books don’t smell right. 

Do cannibals ever go back to the same dentist for a cleaning? Do they eat where they treat? Just curious …

Do former Starbucks employees gravitate toward ministry as a new career? Theres a coffee shop in the church foyer and the new pastor says ‘Grande’ a lot.
What’s the difference between a headache and a migraine?  When it is someone else’s it is a headache. When it is yours it is a migraine.

I dropped my electric shaver on the bathroom floor at work and I was on my knees looking when the door opened. They assumed I am a Prayer Warrior.

Everyone is always talking about stereotypes.  I wonder in mono-types feel left out?

Everything sounds better with a cowbell. Jesus loves cowbell. More cowbell please.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a poor man healthy and ANNOYING to those around him. 
Free speech will cost you.  Trust me on this,  I’m married.  

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