How to survive the first Monday of the year.
1. Look at the mirror and laugh at yourself before anyone has a chance to.
2. Coffee. Lots of coffee.
3. Chocolate. Several varieties.
4. Stay in bed all day.
5. Expect something important to go wrong to avoid disappointment.
6. Procrastinate and postpone everything to Tuesday.
7. If all else fails, pretend it’s Friday.