Things I’ve Overheard

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It’s amazing what people say, if you really listen. Here are a few of my favorites.

Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.

How pregnant are you?

My character’s special effects are better than your character.

That guy draws the most realistic and life like zombies I’ve ever seen.

I ain’t going to take you to the emergency room today. So watch your step.

If he was half as clever as he thought he was, that would be something, wouldn’t it?

You say, DRAMA QUEEN like it’s a bad thing.”

Remember, someone is always listening.

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