If life doesn’t make sense, it must be Monday.
God is good all the time, especially when I don’t recognize it.
Hurting people hurt others.
When a gossip is through speaking with you, he will speak about you to the next person.
If people avoid you, check your breath and then your attitude. One of the two probably stinks.
Every worship song would better if it featured a cowbell solo.
If you think you are God’s gift to ministry at your church, you probably aren’t.
You should not be surprised when you find something in the last place you looked.